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    As many of you know, I had ambitions of finding a simple, uncomplicated part
    time job after retiring from my 'day job'. Unfortunately, as I have gotten a
    little older, I have become a little less sensitive. So after landing my new
    job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than
    a day......

    About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive,
    mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling
    obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been
    instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
    children you have there, are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling
    long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the
    other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or
    just stupid?' So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just
    couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
    shopping at Wal-Mart.'

    My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

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    just ever so slightly before the grave

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    Stick to it Grump, you have talent and it will happen. Try putting your name in as a Customs Officer, you shouldn't waste initiative such as that.
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    Lol..Good one!

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    I thought that was funny LMAO

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