Corrupt a Wish!

[\m/ Rich \m/]

ok i found this on another forum i frequent and thought this might be fun and interesting here.... so here goes.

For those who don't know how this works, read the following, for those who do, skip to the bottom of the post.
The way this game works is one person makes a wish (i.e. I wish it would stop raining today) and the next person puts "granted but" and then corrupts the wish (i.e. granted, but it rains the rest of the summer.) then that person wishes for something else and the next person corrupts his wish and so on.



so... I wish i was immortal.

[EyelashExtensions]

granted but.....you must live as a woman forever




I wish I could fly

[\m/ Rich \m/]

ouch, i dont think id ever leave the house!

granted, but you may only "hover", a few seconds at a time
(like princess in mario 2)

i wish i had a million dollars

[goughbrandon]

granted but you have to donate 99.999% of it to charity

I wish I be invisible whenever I wanted

[GirlNextDoor]

granted but you get raging [censored] syndrome when you do.

i wish i could live for eternity with eternal youth.

[\m/ Rich \m/]

granted but you've got the looks and mentality of a 1 yr old. enjoy!

i wish my body didnt sweat when it was hot out.

[\m/ Rich \m/]

Granted, but instead of cigarettes, people are addicted to Tomacco!

bahahah

i wish i could breathe underwater!

[Kittie]

LOL Simpsons.

Granted, but you live as a fish, on and off land.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

[\m/ Rich \m/]

"The tomacco became real when it was produced in 2003. The tomacco is one of the few made-up words in The Simpsons that resulted in real life application."


bahahaha

Granted - but your xray vision is permanent... you will never see the looks of one, only their skeleton. Kiss all flesh goodbye my darling, for nowever you see much further than skin deep.


I wish gerbils could fly!

[Kittie]

eeek, erase?

Granted , but they be monster-kid-eating-flying gerbils. Not just flying gerbils.

I wish I knew how to play the Kazoo

[\m/ Rich \m/]

Granted, but only one note... pzzzt pzzzt pzzt pzzt pzzzzzzt pzzzzzzt pzt pzt pzt pzzzt...

Oh yes, and you dont get any wax paper for your kazoo.

Scrach that, you get one 1"x1" piece. That's it

I wish i didnt have to wear glasses.