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    Granted. Your burn is gone, but your skin will stay bright pink for the rest of your life, and make-up won't help you!

    I wish I could have a Tim Hortons coffee delivered to me whenever I wanted one.
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    Granted, but its pee wee herman delivering it with a theatre shot special.


    I wish Judge Judy would fall into a wood chipper.
    " in fact, a woman and a cow are equal " - some guy from uganda i seen on discovery.

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    Granted, but it will always be cold and not fixed the way you like it.

    I wish I lived in a better neighbourhood.
    I am not merely a mass of molecules, incoherently careening through time and space. I am a child of God, destined for another world, a world before which this one pales in significance. Our spiritual preparation for the next world is to be the priority of this life.

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    Granted , but bobby brown and whitney houston are your nieghbors.

    I wish i had an evil pet monkey.
    " in fact, a woman and a cow are equal " - some guy from uganda i seen on discovery.

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    Granted, but the monkey loves another monkey and now you have lots of little baby monkeys in your house.

    I wish I owned my own home again.
    “When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself"

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    Granted, but the land decays and smells of the worst things imaginable.

    I wish to be better than , Better than Ezra
    " in fact, a woman and a cow are equal " - some guy from uganda i seen on discovery.

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    Granted but you will only be better in a studio, because you smell like a skunk and no one can stand to be anywhere near you!



    I wish to be happy for the rest of my life!

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    Granted, but you'll die in an hour. LOL

    I wish my computer was faster.
    I am not merely a mass of molecules, incoherently careening through time and space. I am a child of God, destined for another world, a world before which this one pales in significance. Our spiritual preparation for the next world is to be the priority of this life.

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    Oh it'll be fast alright, so fast that that the processor will explode and cause a mini Hiroshima taking out everybody in 20 mile radius! lol.

    I wish that aliens would come hang out and listen to metal with me!
    The cuter the animal, the more delicious they taste.

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    Granted but they will take you home to their planet when they are done and it smells like the nastiest poo ever. They will make you eat weird disgusting bugs and lick their slimy toes!


    I wish that my kids would do some housework!

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    Granted! But they do all of your white laundry with a brand new dark red t-shirt mixed in!

    I wish I had the Ford Mustang of my choice!
    ~~The hardest struggle of all is to be something different from what the average man is.~~

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