Corrupt a Wish!

[Kittie]

eeek, erase?

Granted , but they be monster-kid-eating-flying gerbils. Not just flying gerbils.

I wish I knew how to play the Kazoo

[\m/ Rich \m/]

Granted, but only one note... pzzzt pzzzt pzzt pzzt pzzzzzzt pzzzzzzt pzt pzt pzt pzzzt...

Oh yes, and you dont get any wax paper for your kazoo.

Scrach that, you get one 1"x1" piece. That's it

I wish i didnt have to wear glasses.

[Kittie]

Granted, but you have no other senses, ie: taste,smell,touch. OOHHH


I wish that I had the magic key to the city. Like the one Ralph Wiggum gets off of the Simpsons.. When they break into all the store, and prison.

[\m/ Rich \m/]

ouch, youre gettin good good at this...


Granted, but it breaks after you open the first door.


i wish i had an imaginary kite!

[Kittie]

Damn...

Granted, it's imaginary, but weighs about 40lbs. have fun getting it in the air!

I wish I could be the mayor for a day.

[EyelashExtensions]

Granted...but you will have to look like John Roswell



I wish I could live on the moon

[cassiechadwick]

granted...but you are now a speck of moon dust in neil armstrong's footprint!

i wish i could fly helicopters.

[DemonBaby666]

Granted, but your first flight you will crash horrendously, killing your crew and leaving you the only survivor!

I wish I had 3 feet long blood red silky hair! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]

[Kittie]

Granted, but it comes off certain parts, where you might not want 3 feet long blood red silky hair coming from, and you can't cut it!

I wish that I was an alligator.

[DemonBaby666]

GAH!! LOL

Granted, but you'd make me a fine pair of alligator skin stilettos and purse to match!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

I wish I was queen of the world!

[\m/ Rich \m/]

Granted, but you're only a queen in your own head and you walk around expecting everyone to bow to you, when in fact, you're just crazy!

i wish i could finally get this project guitar built!

[EyelashExtensions]

Granted but it will sound like a violin


I wish I had a maid

[DemonBaby666]

Granted, but she'll be a Mexican midget who no speaky english and can't reach you shelves to dust!

I wish I was flexible, like a Cirque de Soleil performer!

[givememore]

granted, but it's gonna be hard to do anything with your legs stuck behind your head sniffing your butt all day.

I wish I could wake up to morning whoopy daily....

[everywoman]

Granted. But it's going to be by a very fertile woman, and you will have a baby every 9 months after your "whoopy".

I wish I was super skinny.

[Little B]

Granted, but you would be a clone of Joan Rivers!

I wish I was retired!

[The Piper]

granted, but you are penniless and will live a long life.

I wish I was all-knowing

[Babzz]

GRanted, but you know way too much about things you don't wanna know and its scary.

I wish I was a world famous photographer on assignement in all the exiotic places on earth.

[GirlNextDoor]

Granted, but your #1 client base are all senior midget porn stars.

I wish for total diplomatic immunity and to be allowed to do anything my twisted mind desires without consequences.

[EyelashExtensions]

Granted but you will live with the worse case of irritable bowel syndrome ever seen by Drs. and it has no cure! You practically live on a toilet!



I wish I wasn't sunburned