Now that was funny!
"Fear of death is no reason to keep on breathing"
I don't get it...
How is it that funny?
Love like you've never been hurt
Sing like nobody's listening
Dance like nobody's watching
And Live Like it's Heaven on Earth
- Mark Twain
Hmmmm... why is a fart funny?
Good question. Any takers?
It cracked me up laughing
A fart is a flatulent interruption that reminds us that in all of our seriousness and pretentiousness at nobility, we are still made up of mud and guts and gore and slime and dirt and really smelly stuff.
Uncontrollable annal eruptions, the great equalizer. If, in fact there is a God this is proof He has a delicious sense of humour.
A friend stationed in Afghanistan has retired and stayed on, opening a bomb plant that makes ordinance that look like prayer mats. Profits are through the roof.
I thought the laughing of the councill members was pretty funny. One guy even snorts as he laughs.
Attitude is contagious - is your's worth catching?
The heaviest thing you can carry is a grudge..
Make peace with your past, so it wont spoil the present
Farts are always funny!!!
Our mistakes are what make our fate...
As long as there's still life in me
No matter what...remember
You know I'll always come for you
I was quite sick this past weekend. It is a big relief to be able to fart safely again today!
LOL nothing like Russian Roulette in the pants.
I'll never take safe farting for granted again.
I remember when I was sick last year everytime I would consider my options before letting it go. Could never do it without cringing and saying in my head 'please just this one time'. The relief afterwards is somewhere between meeting god and winning the stanley cup.
My worst times is sitting still on a plane for three hours or more. Oh the buildup and the pain... but oh, the sweet relief!
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