My crazy aunt from southern ontario came over for a visit and she brings me these huge decorative milk jugs that are all fancy shmancy as a house warming gift. I personally think they aren't very pleasant to look at, and was gonna keep them inside but she insisted that they go outside on the front porch, one on each side of the front door. I'm thinking to myself, oh great, now im gonna be the laughing stock of the neighbourhood with these huge jugs on my porch. Well, the other day I went out to get the mail and my neighbour that has quite an impressive pole on his front lawn, came over and complimented me on my jugs. It was strange because he's never spoken to me before until now.