My dumb cat

[1337]

As my cat was laying down in the living room sleeping in the middle of the floor, sleeping 1 of the 19 hours she sleeps, I decided to sneak around the corner, all ninja like, and squirt her with a super soaker.

As she jumped up to wonder what was going on, she paused and looked at the wet spot and wondered where this wetness came from.

As she stood there wondering, I snuck around the corner, and got her in the back of the head again.

*** Useless post for the day ***

[GRUMPY]

Actually no worse than most of your other ones.

[§ienna]

Haha, that's what you call a rude awakening. lol!

[kitca]

youre dumb cat? howabout you mean person! poor cat doesnt deserve that!

[SusyQ]

I oughta feed you some SAUSAGE for doing that. Shame on you. How about I come over and when your sleeping and spray you. LMAO

[The 6th Member Of AC/DC]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SusyQ</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I oughta feed you some SAUSAGE for doing that. Shame on you. How about I come over and when your sleeping and spray you. LMAO </div></div>

That may turn him on

[SusyQ]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW FREAKIN EWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[t1000]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SusyQ</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I oughta feed you some SAUSAGE for doing that. Shame on you. How about I come over and when your sleeping and spray you. LMAO </div></div>I'd like that PLEASE [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/purpbanana.gif[/img]

[SusyQ]

LMAO you would.

[everywoman]

That story is funny!!!! I love cats, but they are stoopid sometimes!!

[1337]

No animals were harmed in this little prank. My cat, gets me equally as good.

My cat is a pooter (as in farts), she'll climb up on my bed, park her butt by my face and lift her tail and let her rip!.

She'll hide my shoes as well.


So its all fair LOL

[everywoman]

Well then she totally deserves it! The nerve of tooting in your face!!

[1337]

Yes... and this ain't no blame it on the doggy [censored]. This is a "I've been eating dry food all my life, so POOFT"

[KWB]

1 DUMB CAT OWNER

[adigirl]

Too funny. I love your cat stories!!!

[1337]

KWB, oh nevermind. Your not worth the litter my cat poofs on if you bash me.

[washawee]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KWB</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> 1 DUMB CAT OWNER </div></div>


That sure looks like an I; must be an I.

[1337]

LOL

[Mr & Mrs Allyyyzkat]

great cat story...thx for the smile

[adigirl]

What are your plans for your cat today?