Quote Originally Posted by 1337 View Post
As my cat was laying down in the living room sleeping in the middle of the floor, sleeping 1 of the 19 hours she sleeps, I decided to sneak around the corner, all ninja like, and squirt her with a super soaker.

As she jumped up to wonder what was going on, she paused and looked at the wet spot and wondered where this wetness came from.

As she stood there wondering, I snuck around the corner, and got her in the back of the head again.

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You say 'as' a lot.