"Not so smart cat" Part II

[1337]

So my cat thinks its funny rubbing against my face first thing in the morning. My wife has 2 comforters on the bed, and thinks I'm cold in the middle of the night so I need to be covered up.

Anyway, I get sweaty, so when the cat rubs against my face the sweat clings to the fur and I have to shave twice.

So, todays prank was, I went to her food and water dish that is sitting on a rubber matt and I stuck a fork under the water dish. So when she was to stand on the matt it would catapult the water.

I waited patientlly then finally I had to lure her in with a treat, she pounced on it and she got soaked more then I expected!

WOOT!

[tasma]

That's funny! I love tortchuring(sp) my mothers nasty cat!

[Macs II]

My question is ..why are there animals in your bed ? thats gross

[everywoman]

Jumba...you're BAD!!

Macs...when you love your animals, they are part of your family...pretty much nowhere is off limits!! And good luck trying to enforce it...they have their ways of getting around it...

[1337]

Macs, don't get me started on that one.

I don't allow the cat on the furniture if I catch them. Its not right for guests to be sitting on fur.

My wife and I keep our house SPOT less. Vacuum atleast 1 a day. I just hate pets on the furniture/beds/counters.

I was at a customers house, and saw the cat on the counter eating out of its dish. The customer asked if I would like something to drink, I was in the hot all day, but had to refuse LOL

[Luv to be on the GO]

That`s not gross AT ALL !!!!!!
My dog is 3 and has slept in my bed every night since I got him
I wouldn`t have it any other way ...That`s my baby boy
If you had a dog you`d do the same thing Macs
You don`t know what your missing out on !!!!

[everywoman]

I wipe off my counter at least 20 times a day because that's where my cat likes to be. I'm sorry, but how the hell can I keep her off of it? I'd rather just spray and wipe, than stress over trying to keep her off it. And my drinking glasses don't have fur in them!!!! LOL!!

[Barney Rubble]

my cockatiel would fly on my head in the morning & sleep there....of course, birds like to c-r-a-p alot so i guess all that fertilizer is why i got such a thick, vibrant head of hair today???

[SusyQ]

Nothing furry in bed with me. DAMN.

[1337]

Susyq, is that why you made me wax?

[SusyQ]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMNIT MAN YOU WERN'T SUPPOSE TO REVEAL.

[1337]

I even waxed the valley of the brown!

[SusyQ]

huh?

[1337]

Just think about "waxable parts" and put two and two together.

[everywoman]

OUCH!

[SusyQ]

Youch ok got ya now! SQUEEZIN MY LEGS TOGETHER.

[1337]

LOL

Anyway back to my cat. She was a wet [censored]!

[SusyQ]

Better watch out Jumba cats have NINE LIVES you have only 1 she'll get even.

[adigirl]

That is too funny. Cats are pretty stubborn and she will continue to get you back! When my cat was young she would hide in the dark and when I went by she would jump out at me, swat me with her paw and boot away. Scared me badly sometimes! Good times.

[kim gagnon]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JumbaMya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I even waxed the valley of the brown! </div></div>

thats gross, but funny [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rofl.gif[/img]