What's the best or funniest pick up line you've ever heard?
Best pick-up line
What's the best or funniest pick up line you've ever heard?
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Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
Die Lügen sind wie Schneebälle: je weiter man sie fortwälzt, desto größer werden sie: Lies are like snowballs: the farther they roll, the greater they grow
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Sorry you asked??hahahaha!!
Die Lügen sind wie Schneebälle: je weiter man sie fortwälzt, desto größer werden sie: Lies are like snowballs: the farther they roll, the greater they grow
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The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
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oh that'll get em hot!! LMAOOriginally Posted by fenderbass
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I prefer the subtler approach:
Is that a ten gallon hat in your lap or are you just happy to see me?
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You are like McDonalds baby...I'm lovin it!
<insert witty comment here>
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There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
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You must work at Subway, because you just gave me a twelve inch.
On the Shootout in Hockey: "It's like throwing a football through a ring. That's no way to end a game." - Fabian Joseph, captain of Team Canada
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be realistic...a 6 inch maybe,lmao
Whimsical and Determined!
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
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My personal favourite is "Hey baby, I can't get you pregnant".
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LOL!My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Men might wear the pants in the house, but women are the belts that hold them up!
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I think it's much more effective if you approach a girl/woman and introduce yourself in a striking and intelligent manner.Talk to her in a way that she will find you interesting, funny and sincere.
Pick up lines are for losers .....a woman can smell a fake from a mile away.
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Dr. Phil is in the hizzo...boooooooyyyyyy!
Flava Flave!
On the Shootout in Hockey: "It's like throwing a football through a ring. That's no way to end a game." - Fabian Joseph, captain of Team Canada
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first
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Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?
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Andre wins!
Somewhere in a lonely hotel roomthere’s a guy starting to realizeThat eternal fate has turned it's back on himIt's two a.m.
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Agreed! Right up there with 'Am I tying these ropes too tight?'
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"Hello, my name;s Willard they say I,m better now."
"You must be from Tennessee, because your the only ten I see."
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