Last Sunday I was feeling really depressed.
So I called Life Line for help.
I got a friggin' call centre in Afghanistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited.
Asked if I could drive a truck!
New Career?
Last Sunday I was feeling really depressed.
So I called Life Line for help.
I got a friggin' call centre in Afghanistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited.
Asked if I could drive a truck!
A friend stationed in Afghanistan has retired and stayed on, opening a bomb plant that makes ordinance that look like prayer mats. Profits are through the roof.
Re: New Career?
I went to the library the other day and asked the librarian if she had any books about suicide. She said yes, but you cant borrow them. When I asked why, her response was, "you wont bring them back"
It's a Ford thing, you wouldn't understand.
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