Needs some syntax refresher lessons?

[Karen-Annie]

From Sootoday(I'm not sure if they posted it verbatim or edited it and made a ho-ho)

In relation to this break and enter investigation, two vehicle stops were conducted yesterday afternoon in the areas of John Street and Queen Street West. The vehicle stops were conducted by officers from the Sault Ste. Marie Police Patrol Services, Emergency Services Unit, Street Team, Canine Units and the OPP. A duffle bag stolen from the break and enter was located during the vehicle stop on John Street and two of the accused persons found inside were arrested. Shortly afterwards, another accused male was arrested just outside his residence at 674 Albert Street East. A search warrant was later executed at 674 Albert Street West and during the course of the search officers located approximately 1,038 grams of cannabis marijuana and a small amount of cannabis

Just how big was that duffle bag?????

[Dragonfly]

hahaha we had a lesson in Biology today in my pre-health course on that. It talked about how the slightest errors on someones chart can kill them or be funny. This one is spelling but it was funny:

On someones chart:
She was brought into Emerge. X-rated and then allowed to leave. (should be x-rayed)

Or this one was a pyschologist about his/her client
During our 3 year relationship she had tried to commit suicide twice (not what they meant but definately sounds wrong, definately lose their job for that)

Doctor about a patient:
Later today the pelvic examination will be done on the floor (not the floor that you stand on but definately sounds bad)


There were so many more much funnier ones but I cant remember them