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    Default An Old Pilot's Shared Wisdom

    An old Pilot sat down in a Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
    As he sipped his coffee, a beautiful young blonde sat down next to him.
    She turned to him and asked, "Are you a real pilot"?
    He replied, "Well, I spent my entire adult life flying airplanes;
    Piper Cubs, Aeronca's; flew Corsairs in WWII and later in the
    Korean conflict; taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds;
    flew many airliners, and retired as a Boeing 747 Captain, so I reckon, I am a pilot."

    She said, "Wow!! I'm impressed!!
    Well...I'm a lesbian!
    I spend all my time thinking about beautiful naked women.
    As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.
    When I shower, I think about naked women.
    When I watch TV, I think about naked women.
    Seems like just about everything makes me think of naked women, so that's why I'm a lesbian."

    The two sat sipping their coffee in silence.

    Later, a young man sat down on the other side of the pilot and asked, "are you a real pilot?"

    He replied, "Well, I had always thought I was, but I just learned ... that I'm a lesbian."

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    Default Re: An Old Pilot's Shared Wisdom

    Huh, I must be from Lebanon too.
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