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    A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and its 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"

    The dentist thought to himself, my goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain. So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"

    The man turned to his wife and said:

    "Open your mouth, honey, and show him."

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    reminds of the golfer who was about to tee off on 18 hole when a funeral procession passed by on the nearby road. the golfer put down his club, removed his hat waited with his head down for the procession to pass. Members of his foursome were surprised at this act of respect and commented what a nice gesture it was.

    The golfer replied : "Well, I was married to her for 40 years"

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    What's the difference between Tiger Woods and other married men?

    Tiger is awesome at golf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koss View Post
    The golfer replied : "Well, I was married to her for 40 years"
    ROFLMAO

    Good one...(says the golf widow ; )

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    Hahaha! Those are good, I'll have to show them to my husband. I'm a bit of a golf widow too!
    Somewhere in a lonely hotel room
    there’s a guy starting to realize
    That eternal fate has turned it's back on him
    It's two a.m.

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    What is Tiger Woods new nickname?








    Cheetah

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    Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer.

    Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says,

    'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.'

    Earl continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says,

    'You better think it over, Bob. Women like that are hard to find.'



    (as soon as the ice is good i'm a fishing widow)

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