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    Senior Member Evil Monkey's Avatar
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    Talking I no come work today!

    I NO COME WORK TODAY'!!!

    Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come
    work today, I really sick, Got headache, stomach
    ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

    The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I
    really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to
    my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes
    everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you
    say and I feel great. I be at work soon ....... You
    got nice house.'
    When I make up a lie and can not back out of it, I will just say I am leaving town for a funeral and that should cover up the lie.
    Self-laudation abounds among the unpolished; but nothing can stamp a person more sharply as ill-bred.

    If you can't feed them, don't breed them!

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    Default Re: I no come work today!

    Oh my freakin gawd!!!!!! Lmfao!!!!!

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