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    Default A squirrel

    walks up to a tree and says, "Hi tree! I am a squirrel, and I forgot to bury nuts so now I am dead." The joke is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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    WTF????????????????
    When I make up a lie and can not back out of it, I will just say I am leaving town for a funeral and that should cover up the lie.
    Self-laudation abounds among the unpolished; but nothing can stamp a person more sharply as ill-bred.

    If you can't feed them, don't breed them!

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    Default Re: A squirrel

    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Monkey View Post
    WTF????????????????
    WTF is right? I don't get it.

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    He hates squirrels?

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    ...yeah ummm I dont get it either?
    My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

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    Default Re: A squirrel

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    My house is white,
    Do you skate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NoCasa View Post
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    My house is white,
    Do you skate?
    Ahhhhh it all makes sense now!
    When I make up a lie and can not back out of it, I will just say I am leaving town for a funeral and that should cover up the lie.
    Self-laudation abounds among the unpolished; but nothing can stamp a person more sharply as ill-bred.

    If you can't feed them, don't breed them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NoCasa View Post
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    My house is white,
    Do you skate?
    Yes I do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Monkey View Post
    Ahhhhh it all makes sense now!
    It does?
    My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

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    Default Re: A squirrel

    Stop frowning in confusion, you'll get wrinkles.

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