walks up to a tree and says, "Hi tree! I am a squirrel, and I forgot to bury nuts so now I am dead." The joke is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
A squirrel
walks up to a tree and says, "Hi tree! I am a squirrel, and I forgot to bury nuts so now I am dead." The joke is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
Re: A squirrel
WTF????????????????
When I make up a lie and can not back out of it, I will just say I am leaving town for a funeral and that should cover up the lie.
Self-laudation abounds among the unpolished; but nothing can stamp a person more sharply as ill-bred.
If you can't feed them, don't breed them!
Re: A squirrel
WTF is right? I don't get it.Originally Posted by Evil Monkey
Re: A squirrel
He hates squirrels?
Re: A squirrel
...yeah ummm I dont get it either?
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
Re: A squirrel
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My house is white,
Do you skate?
Re: A squirrel
Ahhhhh it all makes sense now!
When I make up a lie and can not back out of it, I will just say I am leaving town for a funeral and that should cover up the lie.
Self-laudation abounds among the unpolished; but nothing can stamp a person more sharply as ill-bred.
If you can't feed them, don't breed them!
Re: A squirrel
Yes I do.
Re: A squirrel
It does?
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
Re: A squirrel
Stop frowning in confusion, you'll get wrinkles.
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