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    Default Black Testicles

    A male patient is lying in bed
    in the hospital,
    wearing an oxygen mask over his
    mouth and nose,
    still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure
    A young student nurse appears to give him a
    partial sponge bath.
    Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my
    testicles black?'
    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies
    'I don't know,Sir.
    I'm only here to wash
    your upper body.'
    He struggles to ask again,
    'Nurse, are my
    testicles black?'
    Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
    she overcomes her
    embarrassment and sheepishly
    pulls back the covers.
    She raises his gown, holds his
    ***** in one hand and his
    testicles in the other,
    lifting and moving them
    around and around gently.
    Then, she takes a close look and says,
    'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong
    with them, Sir !!'
    The man pulls off his oxygen mask,
    smiles at her and
    says very slowly,
    'Thank you very much. That was
    wonderful, but listen
    very, very closely......
    ' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k ?'

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    I almost peed. That was funny!
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    Default Re: Black Testicles

    ya I thought it was pretty funny as well.

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    that was friggan funny.
    Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam, which means "Either I will find a way or I will make one."

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