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    Default Senior In A Sex Shop

    A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk, "Dooo youuuu have dilllldosss?"

    The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, "Yes we do have *****s. Actually we carry many different models."

    The old woman then asks: "Doooo youuuu carrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries ?"

    The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

    "Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffab***** offfff?"

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    Default Re: Senior In A Sex Shop

    bahahha
    My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

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