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    Default Dear Help Me: A Hockey Story

    Dear Help Me:

    I have a dillema and I hope you can help me.

    For quite some time now, I've been suspecting my wife of cheating on me.
    She has been spending a lot of nights "out with the girls" until the wee hours.
    Whenever I ask who was she with, she just says "Girls from work...you don't know them".
    Well for the longest time, I really didn't want to know the truth, but in the last couple of weeks she's been out every night and I hardly ever see her.

    So, last night I decided I'd wait up for her. She wasn't home by 2:00am so I went to the garage, and hid behind my hockey equipment and waited.
    At 3:45 a car pulled up, and she got out. I watched her buttoning up her blouse, and then to my horror she pulled her panties from her purse and slipped them on as she came up the driveway.

    As I tried to get a better view between my hockey bag and my stick, I noticed a tiny hairline crack on the carbon fibre shaft of my stick.

    Can I get that repaired locally, or should I send it back to the factory?
    Ice cream doesn't have bones.

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    No wonder!!!
    Religion doesn't save you, change you. heal you or set you free. Jesus does.

    "if you could lose your salvation, you would!" John Macarthur

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    Default Re: Dear Help Me: A Hockey Story

    Nice!

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    Default Re: Dear Help Me: A Hockey Story

    hahahaha
    My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

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    Default Re: Dear Help Me: A Hockey Story

    The women always say "No wonder!" (No offence intended Soundbear)
    The guys get it that some things are important, and some things just seem important.
    Ice cream doesn't have bones.

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    Default Re: Dear Help Me: A Hockey Story

    Just to clarify, the women say, no wonder she's stepping out!!!
    Religion doesn't save you, change you. heal you or set you free. Jesus does.

    "if you could lose your salvation, you would!" John Macarthur

    I promise to always post sober.

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