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    Default The female brain cells!

    One day a female brain cell got lost in a mans brain.
    She searched for hours, but nothing was around.
    She started screaming, HELLO????
    HELLO????? IS ANYBODY HERE?????
    She hears a faint voice from a far.
    *muffled sound*
    I CAN'T HEAR YOU, WHERE ARE YOU?
    The sound loundens and says "WE ARE DOWN HERE!"
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    Default Re: The female brain cells!

    SHOULD THIS BE IN THE JOKES SECTION?
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    THE HEX FILES ??-- I DON'T BELIEVE IN A FEMALE BRAIN CELL


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    Default Re: The female brain cells!

    what i meant was, there are always at least 2 female brain cells ...at least.
    they always travel together, go to the washroom together...you know!


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    Default Re: The female brain cells!

    My dad says females are like magnets....

    Useless unless their stuck on something LOL
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    Default Re: The female brain cells!

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JumbaMya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My dad says females are like magnets....

    Useless unless their stuck on something LOL </div></div>

    That doesn't say much about your mother, [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/idea.gif[/img]

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    No thats why they got divorced before I was born LOL

    Now, my step mom my dad calls her the hoover... I don't know why.
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JumbaMya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">No thats why they got divorced before I was born LOL

    Now, my step mom my dad calls her the hoover... I don't know why. </div></div>

    Either she sucks or is a sucker [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: The female brain cells!

    lol..... or the hoover damn, and retains alot of water.
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    Wow [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif[/img]
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    Default Re: The female brain cells!

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JumbaMya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">lol..... or the hoover damn, and retains alot of water. </div></div>

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    Default Re: The female brain cells!

    TIPPI NICE TO SEE YOU!!!!!
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    Default Re: The female brain cells!

    NICE to see you too [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif[/img]
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