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    Default Uncle Gabe??

    **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**

    **'Hello?'**

    **'Hi honey.**
    **This is Daddy.**
    **Is Mommy near the phone?'**



    **'No, Daddy.**
    **She's up...stairs in the bedroom with Uncle Gabe.'**



    **After a brief pause,**



    **Daddy says,**
    **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Gabe.'**


    **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
    **Right now..'**



    Brief Pause.


    **'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
    **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
    **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
    **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**



    **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**



    **A few minutes later**
    **The little girl comes back to the phone.**



    **'I did it, Daddy.'**



    **'And what happened, honey?' **



    'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**



    **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
    **And now she isn't moving at all!'**


    **'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Gabe?'**


    **'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**

    **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
    **And into the swimming pool..**
    **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
    **Last week to clean it.**


    **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**



    *****Long Pause*****


    *****Longer Pause*****



    *****Even Longer Pause*****


    **Then Daddy says,**


    **'Swimming pool? ............**

    **Is this 486-5731?'*



    **No, I think you have the wrong number........*

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    Default Re: Uncle Gabe??

    Yeesh lol
    My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

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