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    Default Womans Work

    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
    their new wives duties.

    The first man had married a woman from Manitoba and had told her
    that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple
    days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes
    washed and dinner cooked.

    The second man had married a woman from Alberta.
    He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
    cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day
    he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean,
    the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man had married a woman from Ontario. He told her that her
    duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
    laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal... He
    said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
    see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone
    down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix
    himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher

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    Oh yeah!
    "Everyone can rise above their circumstances and achieve success if they are dedicated to and passionate about what they do."

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    Default Re: Womans Work

    Ah, but while he was unavailable, the lawn grew a foot, the basement flooded, and the car blew up.

    Hmmm.


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