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    Senior Member MaO3's Avatar
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    Default Margaret and Bert

    Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing

    Some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.




    Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,


    "Notice anything different about me?"




    Margaret looked him over. "Nope."




    Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into


    The kitchen completely naked except for the boots.




    Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything


    Different NOW?"




    Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different?


    It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down


    Again tomorrow."




    Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,


    MARGARET?"




    "Nope. Not a clue", she replied.




    "IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"




    Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.


    Shoulda bought a hat."
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    Make peace with your past, so it wont spoil the present

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    Default Re: Margaret and Bert

    Ha,Ha, Love it!

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    Default Re: Margaret and Bert

    hehe cute
    My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

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