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    Default Vacuum salesman

    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a
    well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
    ‘Good morning,’ said the young man. ‘If I could take a couple of minutes of
    your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
    vacuum cleaners…
    “Go away!” said the old lady. “I’m broke and haven’t got any money!” and she
    proceeded to close the door.
    Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it
    wide open. ‘Don’t be too hasty!’ he said. ‘Not until you have at least seen my
    demonstration.’ And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto
    her hallway carpet. ‘Now if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of
    this horse manure from your carpet,
    Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.
    The old lady stepped back and said, “Well let me get you a fork,
    cause they cut off my electricity this morning.”
    The heart of the human problem is the problem of the human heart.

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    OMG that`s a GOOD one !!

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