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    Default Never Question A Drunk

    A young woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of lettuce A 2 lb. can of coffee A 1 lb. package of bacon.

    As she was unloading the items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

    While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.' Startled by this proclamation, but intrigued by the derelict's intuition since she indeed had never found Mr. Right.

    She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

    Curiosity getting the better of her she said, 'Yes you are correct.'
    But how on earth did you know that?

    The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly!'
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    Last edited by Jack Butler; 02-23-2011 at 07:58 PM.

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    hahahahaha
    thats hilarious!

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    Omg..lol

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    bahahahaha
    they always say, your 100 percent honest when you are drunk..lol

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    nice.
    Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. *Dr Seuss*

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    Good one...lol...

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