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    Senior Member MaO3's Avatar
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    Smile Never PI$$ off a Nurse

    Never Pi$$ Off a Nurse

    A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a
    royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his
    staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.

    The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his
    room and announced, "I have to take your temperature." After complaining for
    several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.

    "No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral
    thermometer." This started another round of complaining but eventually he
    rolled over and bared his behind. After feeling the nurse insert the
    thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay
    JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"

    She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed under his breath
    as he heard people walking past his door, laughing..... After about 20 minutes,
    the man's Doctor came into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the

    Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen
    someone having their temperature taken?"

    After a pause, the doctor confessed..... "Not with a Daffodil."
    Attitude is contagious - is your's worth catching?
    The heaviest thing you can carry is a grudge..
    Make peace with your past, so it wont spoil the present

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    My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

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