1 - You don't need a parachute to sky dive, .... only need one to sky dive twice.

2 - Politicians are like diapers, ... they need changing regularly, and are full of the same
stuff.

3 - On a application form where it says, "notify in case of emergency", I fill in my
doctor, .... what is my mother going to do to help me!

4 - A diplomat is the only person to tell you to go to hell in a way that you look
forward to the trip.

5 - We have all seen disgruntled employees, .... I want to know what a gruntled
employee looks like.

6 - Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

7 - I asked God for a bike, but I realized he didn't work that way, ... so I stole one
and asked his forgiveness.

8 - The early bird gets the worm, .... the second mouse gets the cheese.

9 - Going to church doesn't make you a Christian just like standing in a garage doesn't
make you a car.

10 - The noblest dog is the hot dog, .... it feeds the hand that bites it.