18 Wheeler Licence
The other day a gentleman was recounting an episode to his friend that he witnessed that day...
I was waiting at a red light when a van load of (pick your favorite stereotype...today I'll use...) Lawyers pulled up beside me.
We were both sitting there when the van pulled out into the intersection and immediately got T-Boned and crushed by an 18 Wheeler, instantly killing everyone inside.
I was thinking to myself...Oh my god...That could have been me.
Tomorrow, I'm getting my 18 Wheeler licence.
One...Two...Three...Four...Five...Six...Seven...Os wald was a Fag. - The Usual Suspects
Re: 18 Wheeler Licence
I can see me employing this in so many improper places so as to embarrass my wife completely. With any luck she will stop talking to me.
A friend stationed in Afghanistan has retired and stayed on, opening a bomb plant that makes ordinance that look like prayer mats. Profits are through the roof.
Re: 18 Wheeler Licence
Wait till I send her this crack!!!
''Our culture has accepted two huge lies: The first is that if you disagree with someone’s lifestyle, you must fear them or hate them. The second is that to love someone means you agree with everything they believe or do. Both are nonsense. You don’t have to compromise convictions to be compassionate.''
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