The other day a gentleman was recounting an episode to his friend that he witnessed that day...
I was waiting at a red light when a van load of (pick your favorite stereotype...today I'll use...) Lawyers pulled up beside me.
We were both sitting there when the van pulled out into the intersection and immediately got T-Boned and crushed by an 18 Wheeler, instantly killing everyone inside.
I was thinking to myself...Oh my god...That could have been me.
Tomorrow, I'm getting my 18 Wheeler licence.