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    Default one fast sheep

    Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep
    hole.
    "Wow...that looks deep."

    "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."

    They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise.

    "Jeeez. That is REALLY deep... here.. throw one of these great big rocks
    down there. Those should make a noise."

    They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole
    and wait... and wait. Nothing.

    They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his
    face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's a
    railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT sucker in,
    it's GOTTA make some noise."

    The two men drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not a
    sound comes from the hole.

    Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a sheep appears, running like the
    wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them,
    running as fast as it's legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air
    and into the hole.

    The two men are astonished with what they've just seen...
    Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over.

    Hey... you two guys seen my sheep out here?

    You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen! It came running like crazy
    and just jumped into this hole!

    Nah, says the farmer, That couldn't have been MY sheep. My sheep was
    chained to a railroad tie.
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    Joseph Joubert

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    Default Re: one fast sheep

    lol, poor sheep

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    Default Re: one fast sheep

    Good for a giggle. Sick! Sick! Sick!!

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