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    Two women in heaven, ....

    1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra.

    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

    1st woman: I froze to death.

    2nd woman: How horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive!!
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    This gave me a chuckle.
    Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfish to seek other than itself.-Kahlil Gibran

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    "I love hanging with younger folks. Those old jokes are all new to them."
    "You have enemies?? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life!" Winston Churchill

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    Sometimes they are new to old people too- They forget they told them already ;p
    Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfish to seek other than itself.-Kahlil Gibran

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    That is so true.

    You remember all the stories.

    You just can't remember who you told!!!
    "You have enemies?? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life!" Winston Churchill

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