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    Default Canada Needs Viagara

    There are many words commentators have used to describe the new federal budget: conservative, cautious, humdrum, prudent, bold, visionary, revolutionary, transformative. Its hard to find le mot juste but heres another: small.

    Small government. Small minds. Small ideas. Parochial, petty, cheap.

    Consider the $170 million to come out of the $2.5-billion budget of the Department of Foreign Affairs and International Trade by 2014-15.

    As the budget will foster a diminished Canada at home, without ambition to address income inequity or embrace national projects, it will foster a diminished Canada abroad.

    Oh, well swagger in international forums and wag fingers in the United Nations and Davos. We will continue to talk about human rights in Burma but not China. We will continue to sell asbestos and challenge climate change.

    Small, very small. Mean, too.

    http://www.ottawacitizen.com/opinion...819/story.html

    Oh, well swagger in international forums and wag fingers in the United Nations and Davos. We will continue to talk about human rights in Burma but not China. We will continue to sell asbestos and challenge climate change

    BINGO!!!!!!!!!!
    Serene

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    I'm trying to recall what the USA is doing about human rights, and particularly religious freedom in countries like China.

    Oh, yes.

    Nothing.
    Work, work, work, work!!!

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    It's Viagra, by the way. Nasty typo there!!!
    Work, work, work, work!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soundbear View Post
    It's Viagra, by the way. Nasty typo there!!!
    While you're checking out the bottle, can you tell me how long my erection should last before I see a doctor. It's been six hours and I would love to go pee with ease.
    Do as Barry says, not as he does.

    To clarify this was a quote during a spat between the Bee Gees. Robin Gibb was fed up with Barry Gibb. When Robin yelled out that quote, it got real quiet and they all laughed. It was that night they wrote Stayin Alive.

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    Default Re: Canada Needs Viagara

    Try standing on your head!
    ...I'm just saying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by offical cat's ghost View Post
    While you're checking out the bottle, can you tell me how long my erection should last before I see a doctor. It's been six hours and I would love to go pee with ease.
    Well, I have bad news, and I have good news.

    The bad news is that, after another 20 minutes, it's going to fall off.

    The good news is that, it doesn't matter, you're already dead!!!
    Work, work, work, work!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RWGR View Post
    Canada Needs Viagara

    Now you know why I am infatuated with you.
    I solemnly swear that I am up to no good

    "I cannot live on bread alone...the presence of my dearest Lynys sustains me" - RWGR, 2008

    "I did not eat today. I do not need to eat any day, because the presence of my dearest Lynys sustains me" - Aristotle, 2014

    "There are three things I've learned never to discuss with people; Religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin." - Linus Van Pelt

    "If there is a god, why did he make me an atheist?" - Ricky Gervais

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    Quote Originally Posted by lynys View Post
    Now you know why I am infatuated with you.
    So many reasons, really
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    Quote Originally Posted by RWGR View Post
    So many reasons, really
    True... so very true.
    I solemnly swear that I am up to no good

    "I cannot live on bread alone...the presence of my dearest Lynys sustains me" - RWGR, 2008

    "I did not eat today. I do not need to eat any day, because the presence of my dearest Lynys sustains me" - Aristotle, 2014

    "There are three things I've learned never to discuss with people; Religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin." - Linus Van Pelt

    "If there is a god, why did he make me an atheist?" - Ricky Gervais

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