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    Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    You: I don't know.
    Me: To see the idiot.

    Me: Knock knock.
    You: Who's there?
    Me: The chicken!!

    Greatest part about this joke was when my husband told it to me.
    A few days later, my three year old knocked on the bathroom door.
    I said who is there and he said the chicken! Then he ran away giggling.
    I told my husband later that HIS son called me an idiot, I think.
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    C'mon!
    This is a good joke!
    LAUGH people!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daiv View Post
    C'mon!
    This is a good joke!
    LAUGH people!!!!
    It's not actually a joke but an anti joke and requires a special sense of humor of which I am lacking.

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    25 Views and not one response?
    Boo at you all!
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    I don't know what the phrase anti-joke means.
    A joke is a joke, is it not?
    Kind of like a door is a door except for when it's a jar.

    I think the chicken joke (anti-joke) is great.
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    A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. When the judges had inspected all of the competing dogs, they remarked about the boy's dog: "He's not that shaggy."

    This is your typical anti humor joke and some one out there probably things it's funny.

    I was in my early teens when my friends started coming out with chicken crossing the road jokes and I never really got the hang of the humor involved and then there followed the elephant jokes and then there was the : What's purple and skims across the surface of the water jokes?

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    I looked up anti-joke and they are basically a joke that doesn't have a punch line.
    Like most chicken jokes.

    This one does have a punch line because he is calling you an idiot. You being whoever the joke is being told to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daiv View Post
    I looked up anti-joke and they are basically a joke that doesn't have a punch line.
    Like most chicken jokes.

    This one does have a punch line because he is calling you an idiot. You being whoever the joke is being told to.
    I get the gist of the joke but It's just not funny to me.

    Why did the punk cross
    the road? He had a chicken
    stapled to his face.

    Now this is hilarious. (to me) (and a Haiku)

    Ah such is humor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hobo View Post
    I get the gist of the joke but It's just not funny to me.

    Why did the punk cross
    the road? He had a chicken
    stapled to his face.

    Now this is hilarious. (to me) (and a Haiku)

    Ah such is humor.
    These are both ridiculously stupid jokes....so stupid you have to laugh. Like, "What's brown and sticky? A STICK!" So stupid you have to laugh. They're funny, but not knee slapping funny

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    I don't get the shaggy joke.
    There is no joke. It's not funny, unless I missed something.
    And I don't know the elephant jokes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daiv View Post
    ...And I don't know the elephant jokes.
    You don't?? You poor deprived child.

    Listen carefully.

    How many elephants can fit in a yellow Volkswagen? Answer - 4.

    How do you know there's an elephant in your fridge? Answer - There are footprints in the butter.

    How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge? Answer - You hear whispering.

    How do you know there are three elephants in your fridge? Answer - You hear arguing.

    How do you know there are four elephants in your fridge?











    There's a yellow Volkswagen parked out front!!
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    Yours isn't funny.
    I guess different sense of humour.
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    Some things are funny for, A making fun of another type of joke, and B, just being totally bizarre.

    I like puns.

    Sticks float.

    They wood.
    My apologies if defending seems defensive!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Berean View Post
    Some things are funny for, A making fun of another type of joke, and B, just being totally bizarre.

    I like puns.

    Sticks float.



    They wood.
    haha, that was punny!

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    D u m b!
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    That was dumb, but I chuckled at the end.
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    Know any of the "no arms, no legs" jokes??

    What's the name of a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall??









    Art.
    My apologies if defending seems defensive!!

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    What's the name of a guy with no arms and no legs in the water?






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    Last edited by Anna Noyance; 04-07-2014 at 06:58 PM. Reason: Forgot the answer!
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    In a lions cage??





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    What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging over your window
    Curt 'n Rod
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