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    Default Re: Why did the chicken cross the road....

    The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?" The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny," To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely shat in my pants,".
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    What is an elephant's favourite game??



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    What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?




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    Default Re: Why did the chicken cross the road....

    What is invisible and smells like carrots.



    Rabbit farts.
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