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    Quote Originally Posted by Daiv View Post
    What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging over your window
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    With no arms and no legs in a hole in the ground?


    Phil.

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    With no arms and legs in a mailbox?



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    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that sits on top of a podium?
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    Where will you find a horse with no legs??







    Right where you left him!!!
    My apologies if defending seems defensive!!

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    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying on your porch??







    Matt.
    My apologies if defending seems defensive!!

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    A guy with no arms and legs in a bun?


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    Guy with no arms or legs sitting in the bathroom.
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    What do you call a dog with no legs??










    Doesn't matter, he ain't gonna come anyway!!!
    My apologies if defending seems defensive!!

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    What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?



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    What's the definition of bravery?
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    Anybody?
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    The answer is:
    A man with diarrhea chancing a fart.
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    Why don't little girls fart?
    Because they don't have ahem-holes until they get married.
    Yuk yuk yuk.
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    What would you call a man with an IQ of 160 who has an anal fetish?

    A smartfeller or a fartsmeller?

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    Why do farts stink?

    So deaf people can enjoy them, too!

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    Guess I will contribute.

    If a wood cutter farts in the forest, and there is no one to hear it, does it make a sound?

    If a forest ranger farts in the forest, and there is no one to smell it, does it make a smell?

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    No arms and no legs in a lake?

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    No arms no legs hanging on a wall
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    No arms and no legs sitting in a parking lot?
    Chevy

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