Hansy Poo

[Official Cat of Soonet]

I’ll eat some more hat if I’m wrong. I’ll eat hat and scarf if Trump wins and Romney is next. I’m talking those frilly scarves that increase my chance of choking by 10.

[Hans]

ah, the good ones! Better have that salt and ketchup ready.

[Hans]

Who's excited and wants to see those results?

[riggs]

Who's excited and wants to see those results?

The full results may be delayed because of mail in ballots but I'm thinking creepy Joe will win. Not that he's going to save the country. BTW Hans, are we allowed to pick our scarf?

[Aristotle]

"Save the country"

Hyperbole always keeps the conversation in a quality mode.

[Official Cat of Soonet]

"Save the country"

Hyperbole always keeps the conversation in a quality mode.

If my sources are correct, there will be absolute mayhem tomorrow. We're talking Y2K level mayhem.

My source by the way is the owner of Nancy's Custom Cake and Waffle Shop who is boarding up her windows for some reason.

[Hans]

The full results may be delayed because of mail in ballots but I'm thinking creepy Joe will win. Not that he's going to save the country. BTW Hans, are we allowed to pick our scarf?

Yes of course. I would suggest an easy type of scarf, because Trump is going to win.

[Hans]

If my sources are correct, there will be absolute mayhem tomorrow. We're talking Y2K level mayhem.

My source by the way is the owner of Nancy's Custom Cake and Waffle Shop who is boarding up her windows for some reason.

Ah yes, Y2K. Predicted to be the end of the world, but in the end it was the beginning of a new world.

I do predict riots either way by Trump supporters, or BLM supporters, or both.
Likely have some Antifa and other thugs thrown into the mix for good measure.

Hopefully Biden will concede the race at the end of the evening and not drag this out for days in various courts.
I hope he bows out graciously, like All Gore did.

[Official Cat of Soonet]

Ah yes, Y2K. Predicted to be the end of the world, but in the end it was the beginning of a new world.

I do predict riots either way by Trump supporters, or BLM supporters, or both.
Likely have some Antifa and other thugs thrown into the mix for good measure.

Hopefully Biden will concede the race at the end of the evening and not drag this out for days in various courts.
I hope he bows out graciously, like All Gore did.

Ah yes, he graciously accepted the Supreme Court’s decision.

Bush v Gore screams grace.

[Hans]

It has started, Trump already winning bigly.

[Official Cat of Soonet]

The cat is ready to project that Joe Biden will win the election.

[Hans]

Cat is wrong. Trump has done it again!

[Official Cat of Soonet]

I actually thought Trump was winning this time but if I had to choose whose situation I'd rather be in I would have to say Biden.

[Hans]

Trump is doing a final sprint. He's going to take all remaining States and win with 6 electoral votes difference.

[Official Cat of Soonet]

Trump is doing a final sprint. He's going to take all remaining States and win with 6 electoral votes difference.

I don’t care if he wins but if he loses I wish he would just go away. Asking for recounts is fine but claiming there is voter fraud and ballot dumping is quite annoying.

[Aristotle]

It's over, Hansy

Biden wins

But no "Blue Wave". Biden is already a lame duck, and he's not even president until January 20

[Official Cat of Soonet]

It's over, Hansy

Biden wins

But no "Blue Wave". Biden is already a lame duck, and he's not even president until January 20

Even when they win, they lose.

[Hans]

It's not over until every vote has been counted.

[Official Cat of Soonet]

It's not over until every vote has been counted.

We're approaching landslide territory here Hans

[Hans]

We're approaching landslide territory here Hans

We are approaching the beginning of the end.