How to be a perfect wife

[Macs II]

Here's how and if that don't work send her here

[Huggy85]

LOL Macs. But I figure you'll see some interesting replies to your post.

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[starterwiz]

I knew a girl like that once!

[Peety]

What about a perfect husband?

[§ienna]

A delicious meal from McDonalds maybe. lol!! Thats nuts! Bah!

[tippikitty]

I'd rather be divorced!

[Macs II]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: *~TippiKitty~*</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'd rather be divorced! </div></div>

and give up shopping ... [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif[/img]

[tippikitty]

Who said I'd have to give up shopping? It's called alimony. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif[/img]

[Simba]

owned...lol

[Macs II]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: *~TippiKitty~*</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Who said I'd have to give up shopping? It's called alimony. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif[/img] </div></div>

You may not get any though

[italiandomino]

SO how is your wife MAcs ?

[Babzz]

I gave up the shopping and no regrets [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[Macs II]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Babzz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I gave up the shopping and no regrets [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] </div></div>

good for you

[Stickler]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Babzz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I gave up the shopping and no regrets [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]</div></div>

One of the rare times you'll hear a woman say that

[Jackie B]

Hmmm....I actually try to have the house reasonably clean, a good meal started, and look half decent when my husband comes home, and try to get the kids to leave him alone for a few minutes when he gets home. I guess that makes me a Stepford wife. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif[/img]

[Xzavia]

Vaccuming in pearls really turns the man on too....I learned that from "Leave it to Beaver." [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

[Soundbear]

Like heck you did!!!

Assuming you mean JUST the pearls!!!

[sage]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hmmm....I actually try to have the house reasonably clean, a good meal started, and look half decent when my husband comes home, and try to get the kids to leave him alone for a few minutes when he gets home. I guess that makes me a Stepford wife. </div></div>

Don't see that very much anymore - in fact - I don't see it at all. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]
As long as your happy and he's happy, then everyones happy. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif[/img]

No such thing as a perfect wife or perfect husband - if you get along without killing each other & have mutual respect, thats a pretty good start. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

[blueeyedgirl]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jackie B</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hmmm....I actually try to have the house reasonably clean, a good meal started, and look half decent when my husband comes home, and try to get the kids to leave him alone for a few minutes when he gets home. I guess that makes me a Stepford wife. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif[/img] </div></div>

I am almost the same as Jakie but i could care less what I look like lol.