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    Default Got caught sleeping at desk....

    Yeah yeah, I know it's a joke! But I'm being a rebel and posting it here!! We could all use a laugh...

    5 Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk:


    5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

    4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

    3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

    2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

    And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

    1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."
    Somewhere in a lonely hotel room
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    That eternal fate has turned it's back on him
    It's two a.m.

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    lmao

    good one - i did that once - a few years back .... i was sooo tired and i tried so hard 2 stay awake, the words were swimming on the page, my pen wouldn't spell correctly and then i swear, i just blinked and i was out... opened my eyes and there was coworker from one of the other departments standing there. lol

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    LOL

    I'd do this

    Riase my head, with my eyes crossed and say "I smell burnt toast"

    HAHAHAHHA
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    i used to sleep at my desk fri mornings when we went to the bar thurs night lol. Had to be at work for 7:30 cause that is the time DH started as a TL lol and i started at 8:30, my supervisor used to wake me up all the time lol

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    Well sleeping at a desk is not what i thought you mean't as i know of a few who... umm were sleeping together on the desk... if ya know what i mean.. what do you say then... umm got caught sleeping on the job ..... lol


    What ya guys doing.... umm trying out this desk unit for firmness.... lol



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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BaRtHo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Well sleeping at a desk is not what i thought you mean't as i know of a few who... umm were sleeping together on the desk... if ya know what i mean..


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    jealous max cause you NEVER get any, ANYWHERE???

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    I never heard of a place called anywhere is that a place you visit often?

    I am never jealous of the sex i do get as the women i sleep with don't mind me getting it elsewhere as there is plenty of me to go around and i don't mind sharing.

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    Here we go with the delusional sex talk again....

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    Shush people!! I started this to lighten the mood, not cause bickering!! Don't make me come over there and whoop your a$$e$!!
    Somewhere in a lonely hotel room
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    It's two a.m.

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    Default Re: Got caught sleeping at desk....

    O my

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    A$$ whoopin...I'm in...
    LOL.

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    You WOULD be!! LOL!!
    Somewhere in a lonely hotel room
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    It's two a.m.

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    Default Re: Got caught sleeping at desk....

    You people are violent

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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: everywoman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Shush people!! I started this to lighten the mood, not cause bickering!! Don't make me come over there and whoop your a$$e$!! </div></div>

    i think max needs the whooping...he needs to be whipped back to reality. and max....left or right hands can`t be called separate women. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rofl.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: Got caught sleeping at desk....

    An update....the hands filed a restraining order against him,lol

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    A good ol A$$ whoopin....that's just...well...snug!
    L.

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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: The 6th Member Of AC/DC</div><div class="ubbcode-body">An update....the hands filed a restraining order against him,lol </div></div>

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    Default Re: Got caught sleeping at desk....

    That's just the tip of the iceberg, there is also a custody case for the kids and the issue of spousal and child support,lol...

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    Default Re: Got caught sleeping at desk....

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: **L@wNBoY**</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A good ol A$$ whoopin....that's just...well...snug!
    L. </div></div>

    Snug....that's a funny word!! Is that "code" for something??
    Somewhere in a lonely hotel room
    there’s a guy starting to realize
    That eternal fate has turned it's back on him
    It's two a.m.

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